Parking Lot Perfume Robbers
CLAIM
Robbers in shopping mall parking lots are using ether-filled perfume bottles to render their victims unconscious.
RATING
ORIGIN
For almost twenty years now, Internet users have been immersed in warnings advising them to be wary of persons attempting to sell perfume in store parking lots:
PLEASE PASS THIS ALONG TO YOUR WOMEN FRIENDS.
I was approached yesterday afternoon around Three:30pm in the Wal-Mart parking lot at Forest Drive, by two masculines, asking what kind of perfume I was wearing. Then they asked if I’d like to sample some fabulous smell they were willing to sell me at a very reasonable rate. I very likely would have agreed had I not received an email some weeks ago, warning of a “wanna smell this neat perfume?” scam.
The boys continued to stand inbetween parked cars, I guess to wait for someone else to hit on. I stopped a lady going towards them, pointed at them, and told her about how I was sent an e-mail at work about someone walking up to you at the malls or in parking lots, and asking you to SNIFF PERFUME that they are selling at a cheap price.
THIS IS NOT PERFUME – IT IS ETHER!
When you sniff it, you’ll pass out. And they’ll take your wallet, your valuables, and heaven knows what else. If it were not for this e-mail, I most likely would have sniffed the “perfume”. But thanks to the generosity of an emailing friend, I was spared whatever might have happened to me. I
desired to do the same for you.
PASS THIS ALONG TO ALL YOUR WOMEN FRIENDS, AND PLEASE BE ALERT, AND AWARE!!
The script described above isn’t a real danger. No one has reported having been robbed in this manner, save for one woman in one thousand nine hundred ninety nine whose claim was suspect (for reasons we discuss below). This legend doesn’t even describe a plausible script because, despite what books and television shows may depict, rendering a person unconscious from a mere sniff or two of some substance is not effortless to do. Ether is nasty, volatile stuff that requires a good deal more than a few brief inhalations to knock a person out. In fact, it’s hard to think of any substance that could produce the instant unconsciousness described here.
This legend emerges to have begun in late one thousand nine hundred ninety nine with a widely-circulated Internet message that used one specific news report as a basis for implying that ether-wielding robbers were a potentially widespread menace:
See out-this is for real!
I just heard on the radio about a lady that was asked to sniff a bottle of perfume that another woman was selling for $8.00 (In a mall parking lot). She told the story that it was her last bottle of perfume that regularly sells for $49.00 but she was getting rid of it for only $8.00, sound legitimate?
That’s what the victim thought, but when she awoke she found out that her car had been moved to another parking area and she was missing all her money that was in her wallet (total of $800.00). Pretty steep for a sniff of perfume!
Anyway, the perfume wasn’t perfume at all, it was some kind of ether or strong substance to cause anyone who breathes the fumes to black out.
SO, Please beware … Christmas time is coming and we will be going to malls shopping and we will have cash on us.
Ladies, please don’t be so trusting of others and beware of your surroundings-ALWAYS! Obey your instincts!
The incident described above was “real” in the sense that a Mobile, Alabama, woman claimed it happened to her on eight November one thousand nine hundred ninety nine and reported the alleged robbery to the police, but it’s false in that no evidence ever surfaced to verify her story.
Bertha Johnson, a 54-year-old Mobile woman, maintained that at about Two:00 PM on Monday, eight November, she had pulled into the parking lot of a bank when a woman approached her car and suggested to sell her bottles of cologne that ordinarily retail for $45 for the low price of $8. Ms. Johnson says she sniffed a sample of the cologne, and the next thing she knew it was around half an hour later, she was standing with her keys in her arm at a wicker store two miles away from the bank, her head was pulsating, and $800 she had been carrying ($500 of her own money plus $300 of her employer’s) was missing. However, her claim had some surface implausibilities:
- Ms. Johnson was allegedly robbed on her way into a bank. How did the robber know she had a significant amount of money on her? Not everybody walks into a bank with a wad of cash — was the robber simply choosing random victims in the hopes of hitting on one who did? If so, how come no one else has reported being the victim of such a robbery attempt? We have to assume that this is a brand fresh crime scheme, and that the perpetrator hit the jackpot on the very very first attempt (and evidently hasn’t used it since).
- As Dr. Matthew Barnhill, a toxicologist with the Alabama Department of Forensic Sciences noted, it’s difficult to imagine what substance could have been used to cause someone to pass out so quickly from a single sniff. Any drug or chemical that could instantaneously knock a victim out merely through his inhaling it (rather than ingesting or injecting it) would have to be fairly potent indeed.
- We might also consider that Ms. Johnson was carrying money belonging to her employer at the time of the alleged robbery, and that pretending to be robbed while carrying someone else’s money is a classic theft scheme. As well, when she allegedly “came to” following the attack, she was not sitting in her car, but “standing up” with her “keys in her arm.” Maybe she did regain consciousness in stages, passing through a state similar to sleepwalking before becoming fully aware again. On the other forearm, waking up in a car isn’t likely to draw much attention, but demonstrating up in a parking lot, wandering around in a dazed state, will almost certainly create a few believable witnesses who will reminisce having “found” a crime victim.
Sure enough, several weeks later the toxicology reports concerning tests run on blood and urine samples taken from Ms. Johnson instantaneously after the alleged attack did not indicate the presence of any unusual or abnormal substance in her system. The case remained officially open, but this one smelled like a scam cooked up by Ms. Johnson to abscond with her employer’s money.
Now, in true urban legend style, this tale has gone from a news report of an alleged victim’s unsubstantiated story to a general warning that this sort of thing might happen to you to a specific warning that this type of robbery is actually happening. It isn’t happening tho’, and it very likely never did, not even once.
It’s interesting to see how little occurrences that aren’t even part of the screenplay described are now being reported as evidence of narrow brushes with these non-existent robbers. For example, the following was prefaced to one e-mailed example:
Some of you got this email some weeks ago like me. I just desired to pass along that I was approached yesterday afternoon at around Trio:30 p.m. in the Wal-Mart parking lot at Forest Drive by two masculines asking what kind of perfume I was wearing. I didn’t stop to reaction them and kept walking toward the store.
At the same time I remembered this email. The guys continued to stand inbetween parked cars — I guess to wait on someone else to hit on. I stopped a lady going toward them, pointed at them, and told her what they might ask and NOT to let them get near her. When that happened, the boys and a lady (I don’t know where she came from!) commenced walking the other way toward their car parked in far corner of the parking lot. I thank Jane Shirey for passing this along — it might have saved me from a robbery. I’m passing this along to you’all so you can warn the women in your life to see out for this …
Now, dudes asking passing women about the perfume they’re wearing isn’t at all the same thing as crooks using rigged perfume bottles to knock out their victims. The fact is, some companies (such as Scentura) do hire people to sell perfume door-to-door or in parking lots, and some of these salespeople do indeed work in pairs, pitch their wares from cars, and employ aggressive sales tactics (which include approaching women and asking them what kind of perfume they have on). But now that this legend is circulating, people dutifully report any sighting of perfume-selling strangers in parking lots as “proof” of this fictional crime wave of ether-bearing robbers being real.
Indeed, we routinely receive e-mails from women who have had encounters with folks vending perfume in parking lots and who have concluded (based on nothing but spurious rumor) that they were about to be robbed. They write to report we’re all wrong about this sort of robbery not taking place because hadn’t they themselves almost had it happen to them? That no “knockout potions” were suggested to them and no robberies (finished or attempted) took place does little to dissuade them from their certainty that they came within a hair’s breadth of harm at the mitts of some guiltless freelance perfume sellers.
We wrote the original article about this rumor in 2000. As far along as April 2006, Alabama police were still having to field reports on this non-existent form of crime and inform the public that it’s a hoax:
Police are debunking as a hoax reports of a man attempting to use ether to abduct a youthful female outside Eastdale Mall.
Capt. Huey Thornton said the report, generated in an e-mail circulating across Montgomery, is false.
Thornton said the people named in the e-mail asserted their daughter was approached by a man outside the mall, but that details of the e-mail have been “significantly embellished.”
The e-mail states that investigators told the duo a man posing as a perfume salesman had asked other youthfull damsels to “smell the perfume on his arm,” which turned out to be ether.
“The Montgomery Police Department is not familiar with any cases in the city where a subject matching the description in the e-mail has approached anyone posing as a perfume salesman or any cases where ether has been involved.”
Since two thousand (when we wrote our original article), we’ve been keeping our ears and eyes open for news of any instances of this sort of robbery happening in real life. So far, the closest thing to arise is a July two thousand eight case in a town in Louisiana.
In Houma, Louisiana, a woman named Patches Wegmann was arrested after two fellows she plied with cologne claimed to have suffered ill effects from what she’d had them breathe in. The very first said she accosted him, sprayed a cologne sample on a chunk of paper, and swinged it under his nose. Subsequently, after he returned to work, he passed out, his symptoms including dizziness, shortness of breath, and numbness in his extremities. The 2nd said the cologne’s fumes left him feeling light-headed, and it irritated his skin.
Wegmann was charged with second-degree battery and unlawful solicitation, but the battery charge has to do with forcing perfume samples upon unwilling parties, not because there was anything necessarily noxious in the substance she compelled upon them. The incident remains under investigation, and authorities say it’s not clear that anything other than perfume was sprayed on either man.
In two thousand one a false Internet rumor about seven women having died after sniffing perfume samples sent to them in the mail spread in the wake of the September eleven attacks. This newer rumor was a combination of two older and identically baseless scares: the one thousand nine hundred ninety nine “perfume robbers” tale (which is the topic of the article above) and the two thousand Klingerman Virus warning about blue virus-laden sponges mailed in envelopes marked “A bounty for you from the Klingerman Foundation” which supposedly caused twenty three deaths. The two thousand one “deadly perfume samples” rumor brought into play the specter of hiding terrorists using the U.S. mail system to murder the guiltless in a women-targeted replay of the anthrax mailings horror. The “deadly perfume samples” rumor is distinct and indeed far liquidated from the “perfume robbers” one, yet folks are prone to confuse the two because they both use the word ‘perfume.’
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